Characters of the Silmarillion

Glorfindel : How do I begin to explain Glorfindel? Glorfindel is flawless. I hear his hair is insured for 3 Silmarils. He does shampoo commercials… in Mordor. His favourite tv show is How I Met Your Balrog. One time he met Galadriel in Imladris and she told him he was pretty. One time he came back from the dead. It was awesome. 

i am going to fight this entire anime

mr-quinlan:

people i havent gotten to watch this anime yet what do you think it’s about

I’M NOT KIDDING IN THE SLIGHTEST THIS JERK CALLS HIMSELF “THE GREAT ELFCABALA” I’M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW I’M SO ANGRY THAT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ONE OF THE CRAPPY NAMES I GIVE THESE CHARACTERS TO AGGRESSIVELY AVOID LEARNING WHO THEY ARE

mr-quinlan:

AND IM SO MAD AT THESE CHILDREN’S NAMES FUCKING ELFCABALA AND GREMLIN THOSE SOUND LIKE SOME SHIT NICKNAMES I’D GIVE THEM TO AVOID LEARNING THEIR ACTUAL NAMES IM SO MAD

They are making 7 Arabian nights movies. You know the casting department is already thinking

naamahdarling:

kiki-eternal:

dynastylnoire:

nabokovsshadows:

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I fuckin’ flat-out LOST IT at that last one.  Holy shit.

mr-quinlan:

okay but what the HECK did that inuyasha knock off do to the little grandpa